Couple Arrested for Selling “Tickets to Heaven”

Couple Arrested for Selling “Tickets to Heaven”

“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product

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Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”

Tito Watts said in his police statement:

I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:

We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.

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  • Rapunzel28

    I wonder what the cops’ reaction was when this man told this story. This is the funniest thing I have read in years!!!

  • Keziri

    Woooow…. So much is wrong with this and I’m not even talking about the fact there were actually morons who bought the tickets.

  • Rene Von Rentzell

    The deadline “April 1st” seems to be lost on the posters here. So who is the fool?

  • greeneyemom

    Snoops = completely made up. Troubling how people believe everything they read on the Internet.

  • Allison Wiley

    What idiot asshole, would spend $100 from some crack whore and little white Twink, what the fuck is going on in the world. However if she’s geekin on crack that would make total sense

  • austin lang

    they are NOT going to heaven and they know it and thats wrong blaming jesus for your mistakes grrrrrr

  • http://www.theatomicsoul.com TheAtomicSoul

    I want to hear their sales pitch if they were able to sell 100 people $100 spray painted wood with marker writing on it.

  • Guest

    I don’t know which is more dumb….the people that actually bought the tickets or the idiots selling them and trying to get a wire tap on Jesus.

  • Saucier down in San Antone

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves!! They’re NOT crazy. The tickets were REAL! They were selling tickets to see Jesus (pronounced: Hay-seus). He’s a street performer in Little Havana. It’s not their fault y’all misunderstood their accent when they said “havana” you thought they said “heaven”.

  • tomcfuller

    If Obama had a son, she would look like Amanda…after the operation…

  • tomcfuller

    I had a truck with a tread pattern like that.

  • jester

    who would buy wood painted as gold and believe it gold. I think the buyers are on stronger crack to be buying tickets to heaven.

  • jester

    Hilarious…This has made my day. Cant stop laughing.

  • LusciousDC

    I think I will take the stairway to Heaven and go through a window. I can’t afford these “tickets”. WOW! What makes me really laugh is the fact that PEOPLE BOUGHT THEM! Now see Gov. Sam Brownback will give these people a check every month, but won’t help someone that’s working and just can’t make enough. Only in KANSAS!

  • Cass Halcher

    Notice the date on this article? April 1st? Anyone?

  • Michael Morton

    The Jacksonville Sun-Times fell for this. The hardest I’ve laughed in awhile

  • Tee Crazy

    Lolololololololololololololololololklololololololololol sbsbshsvsbsbshsjsjshsj ahahahahahahahahajah

  • pandaanda

    are these stories real or is this just made up news?

  • Bleddyn

    Crack Cocaine is still a thing?

  • 5fingersoffowler

    what…like you fell for the story?
    …Preaching to the converted mate .

  • Jamie Lowe

    Registered Democrats

  • Barcelona

    sure they got $10,000…to give to their alien friend Steve. And now it’s been taken away! How is he going to get back home?

  • Christian Mc Causland

    The people who bought them must have been on crack, or bath salts.

  • Donna

    LOL!!!

  • renay

    Police make stuff up all the, time.

  • Elyse Zois

    These con artists sold “gold” tickets to heaven and there were gullible people who bought them? They were further conned into believing that painted wood was really gold? How stupid can a person be? Yes, these two broke the law, but if you ask me, their victims deserved it.

  • Useless Can

    Great story. Wearing a wire to set Jesus up is incredible. I have to admit, I was impressed that these two crackheads had $10,000.

  • blutooth

    What party to these people vote for.. yea, you guessed it.. ‘hope and change’..

  • blutooth

    30 seconds of my life wasted ..reading this junk

  • fitgirl

    April fools joke…silly silly….

  • Ashley Shiba

    They look as holly as their product, not.

  • Amitabh Roy

    Now we k now where rahul went…..

  • phillykev1

    they got 10k in cash….LOL…are people really that stupid ?…..if it is done with Jesus in it you can get them to do anything …LOL…look at these two ….i would not give them a cent …let alone a hundred bucks ….lol…got to see a pic of the ticket buyers

  • Zuba

    I will have 4.

  • phillykev1

    lol….hey why not it is all a fairy tale any way …

  • Latosha SassieCold Crosby

    No not se Jesus up thow really. So what I’m thinking is Amanda and Tito where the smart ones. They need a sales position if they can get people to believe that a wooden 2×4 is really gold they have some true talent. Ijs

  • concerned citizen

    Ditto…….A ticket to heaven is FREE……Jesus paid the ultimate price for all of us. What sort of nut would believe a story like this much less “BUY” something so stupid. Are there really people in this world that are that stupid??????? I think I’ll paint a couple of rocks and tell people they were given to me by a leprechaun and the rocks were at the bottom of a pot of gold and if I plant them in early spring by fall each rock that I planted will become a pot of gold. Only $19.95 plus $7.95 for shipping and handling.

  • Glo Giroux

    People stupid enough to buy such tickets (just like those who pay thousands for a Superbowl ticket) DESERVE to get taken.

  • Chris Winkley

    I knew kfc was close to heaven but Jesus I didn’t know he was hanging about the back , I need more string but it’s all making sense, Stevie is Willy wonka and I’m a umpa lumpa living in a soundproof clockwork mushroom.

  • Chris Winkley

    I want to go to crackworld someone tell Stevie, I’ll sell his wooden gold … I think I need to be higher to understand my man’s obvious genius, lmfao

  • The Rainmaker

    The date of the news story should be a clue people.

  • Kenn Brightson

    These Couple actually need serious help. Medical help. The police need to refer them to the mental health care dept for help. They don’t need to be thrown into jail. They have some mental challenge.

  • Roger Fernandes

    I would have AGREED if the ALIENS name was “ROGER SMITH” from American Dad….LOL

  • Adobokid

    OK na raket ito. Tyak may manggagaya nito.

  • mr.wiener

    Crack is a hell of a drug.

  • tomcfuller

    If Obama had a son, she would look like Amanda, halfway through the operation.

  • Rutger MacDonald

    And…… WHY are their “tickets” seen as fraudulent, but mainstream religion’s are not? Not that this isn’t nuts, but are not the claims of many filthy rich preachers just as nuts, and fraudulent? They didn’t wear their cheesy suits, and flashy bling like Anal Roberts did I guess.

  • tomcfuller

    You did spell “lunatic” correctly. Gotta give her that, R.L. Except she didn’t put the comma after “Thanks.” And really, she should have capitalized “Day” …and “Lunatic,” since she was using it as a noun of direct address. You know, for politeness’ sake.

    • Karen Baylis

      What a clever bunny!

      • tomcfuller

        Thanka ver much.

  • tomcfuller

    Oh, come on. Who would ever believe he met an alien named Stevie? I do feel sorry for the alligator.

  • karma

    You must be nutty to buy anything at all from a man and woman who look like they have both spent time on a barbeque grill.

  • Kenyatta

    This is a great story. It made my day.

  • paddyleeds1

    why was jesus not in the dock also as he must have been taking his cut? lol joking aside those two should be sent to the funny farm with everyone who bought a ticket on the same bus

  • Don in Uganda

    Great News! The tickets are actually free! Here’s how the program works(psst-don’t tell anyone) God loves you more than you can know-a price had to be paid for the fall of man, and in Heaven the one we know as “The Word”, who was in the beginning, and through whom this world came into being, came down from Heaven and took on the body of the one we know as Jesus. He offered that sinless sacrifice to paid in full once and for all for all of mankind’s sins. Anyone, anywhere, from any faith or background,can have eternal life-(it is a GIFT for a reason). It is accessed through faith. We we come to understand that Jesus came, died and rose again, paid in full for our sin, and has opened up the door to Heaven for us, then we simply walk through. We believe, put our faith and trust in the Savior of the World, ask Him into our hearts, surrender our will to His, and learn His wisdom through Reading His Word, praying and trusting Him to lead us into our destiny. While the devil is busy corrupting other faiths and filling them with hate, evil, killing and death, Jesus comes to live in each one of us through His Holy Spirit-and brings eternal life, and life on this Earth in all its beauty. If you haven’t already received this love, joy and peace from God above, this is your invitation. Happy Resurrection Day!

    • Thomas TC Allen Compton IV

      So to summarize basically you are saying because of a dirt man and rib woman trusted a snake and ate a fruit that now all of humanity is to be punished. But to avoid that punishment we should ignore our free will and be submissive to a genocidal maniac who had to sacrifice himself in the flesh in order to create a loop hole so that he could forgive us… And our only reward is existing for eternity to further worship said genocidal maniac… I’ll pass, I don’t want to exist for eternity anyway.

  • Alexandra Genevieve Waugh

    Read the date folks before going off on one.

  • Passing Stranger

    Has anybody actually read the date on this article?

  • yob natas

    LOL @ religious people.

  • vampsnz

    We are the opposite of Jesus, we turn wine into water… lol

  • vampsnz

    hahahaha this is classic – he should get a Oscar for this…I have not laughed so much reading this.. lol

  • Bob Burton

    Check the date on the article. Who’s the retard now.

  • Surreal Beetch

    omg, i want 100 tixs please. where can i get them?

  • bp

    NOTE THE DATE – APRIL FOOL!!!

  • Nicole Stuart

    So, normal, intelligent people actually bought such an obvious trick? really?! these customers should be arrested for their stupidity and not be allowed to breed.

  • sagan22

    April Fool

  • http://princehamilton.blogspot.com/ Prince Hamilton Ayuk

    This is a civilized country with very many uncivilized people.

  • AliciaO

    $10,000? Well, I’m in the wrong business then XD
    But on a serious note I hope they get clean.

  • Chez Whittey

    Damn, that must have been some good crack…

  • David

    They surely need to go to the funny farm. Their brains are fried up big time!!!

  • NYCTim

    Wow. That was nasty. I thought you were a Christian.

    • Shoryo Tombo

      I’m not a christian! I don’t believe in any man made religion.

      • propwash

        Man, are YOU going to be disappointed about a fifth of a second after you die.

        • Shoryo Tombo

          I’ll see you down there!

  • WhiteDog

    If people are dumb enough to buy them let these morons sell them. We can hope they are supporting themselves and not living off taxpayers.

  • Rosaparks Offb

    I think the cops are racist and arrested Amanda cuz she’s African American.

  • bruce lee

    Lol any tickets to hell

  • Michael

    The only stupid people are those dumb enough to buy it.

  • billd

    This illustrates how the husksters and charlatans have helped destroy America. Selling tickets to heaven is legal. Just have to make sure the ticket is made out of what you say it is

  • poncho

    hi I am one of the purchasers of the gold and I would like a refund.

  • Patricia Dryburgh

    What’s crazier than people??? WHEW.

  • kcgoat

    I think whoever bought the tickets should be arrested .man $10,000.00 worth .were all these people found in one place

  • http://www.sociallyurban.com Traline DeMon Spencer

    Who actually believes this story is true? I guess some people will believe almost anything… afterall, if the Internet said it, then it must be true.

  • Connie Lagle Daugherty

    Ummmmmm methinks they’ve ALREADY BEEN to this planet of which they speak!

  • rutgersjaffo

    I honestly can’t tell is this is real or a horribly racist and inappropriate joke…

  • justione

    This was actually posted as a story????

  • Cabina Adams

    The who sell the tickets are on drugs….the question is…the people who buy the tickets what they on….they not on this earth for sure

  • Elaine Wilkinson

    Obviously sold to the same multitudes of people who contribued $400,000 to the FundMe account of the Pizza shop owner in Indiana. Christians seem to have way too much money.

  • shilohsboots

    They got 100 people to buy them???? This is your brain on crack……..!

  • http://michaelallenonline.com/ Michael Allen

    I think that’s a civil suit. You don’t arrest people for selling something and misrepresenting the product. You sue them and let the court sort it out. But, I think the police should be more worried about the people buying the tickets. I mean, the guy’s gibberish about getting them from Jesus behind the KFC so that he could raise money to go to outer space with Stevie to a planet made of crack…I would be far more worried about the people buying that stuff.

  • Bruce Brown

    BOY WHEN HE GOT A GRILLING BY THE POLICE HE REALLY GOT A GRILLING.

  • Bruce Brown

    Can people really have been stupid enough to buy them?

  • mzdelly

    Hmmm Selling tickets to heaven BUT YET, they BOTH Look like they came from HELL!!!! Wow!!! Haha

  • Spanner1960

    They sound like smart people to me.
    I thought America was the land of the free where capitalism reigned, so why were they arrested? The idiots are the f*cktards gullible enough to buy this crap.

  • Paul

    Uh… Guys? April 1st?

  • Carl Mayo

    if you’re in a drug-induced psychosis and an entity appears claiming to be Jesus…

    you should probably check on what he says to be sure it’s really something Jesus would say.

  • Jamal Warner

    Wonder how much tickets to h*ll would cost. Free!

  • Dorian Mode

    A baby alligator, ?

  • Northstar96sc

    This is really sad- stay in school and don’t do drugs. This could be you.

  • Mercedes Simpson

    The funny thing about this story too is that the officer says their crime is passing off wood for solid gold, not selling tickets, so I’m thinking they can pay their own bond with that 10k, lmboooo

  • Claudette UK

    This is one of those stories you think must be an April fools joke…

  • EdmondWherever

    Oh come on. The dateline on this is April 1st.

  • LauraKY

    Notice the date on the article? April Fool’s!

  • Kate

    i’m sure i would’ve fallen for it too. they seem so legit! more disappointed that he was so quick to flip on Jesus. narc!

  • lovingmyhair

    Man this crack is really jacking these people brains. Is everybody smoking? and the ones who brought the tickets should have notice a slight impairment coming from these people, they crazy for buying the tickets to hell. You can tell just by looking at them that their elavator doesn’t reach all the way to the top. My Goodness Gracious!!!! smh

  • Kennethpytn

    They have done absolutely nothing wrong: The tickets are Solid Gold Brick. Indeed, those tickets are solid and they are spray painted in Gold, which makes them solid gold. Those who purchased them got exactly what they paid for. Leave these people alone!! They have exercised their first amendment right.

  • Matthias Dailey

    My “bullshit” alarm is going off. Scroll to the date posted…. “April 1”. I thought so.
    Apparently no one else on here has a bullshit meter like I do. You all should get one. It will help you in life.

  • Nadrolob

    APRIL FOOLS!!!!! hahahahaha.

  • Vidner

    This has to be an April Fools joke! Just can’t see hundreds of people giving $99.99 to two crack heads for a block of painted wood. And if it’s real they should have no problem finding Jesus in jail. I’ve heard a lot of people say they’ve found the Lord while there.

  • Crayfish2790

    idiots who bought these tickets are the same fools that think the Dallas Cowboys will win the Super Bowl this year…or the next…

  • WHERE DA FUCK IS WALDO ?

    I respect it, if these 2 crackheads can get away with some fuckery like this then, there is no excuse for anybody being broke

  • Arielito

    People will buy anything… wow, fucking retards.

  • Georgene Summers

    OMG now I think I have seen it all. Just one look at these two and I would be calling in the guys in white jackets with the nets. Who bought these “tickets” and why in the hell did they give money to these two space cadets. Heading to a planet made of rock cocaine…I mean really…and what is that marker all over his face. Did the baby alligator walk all over him. The dysfunctional people on this planet make me really worried about future generations. The only thing this dog and pony act didn’t have was a child…and for that I Thank Heaven. Whoa!

  • Amelia L Adair

    This is freaking hilarious lol

  • Phillip Woon

    Hey, saying they were gold is just as valid as saying they admit a person to heaven.

  • Ceylon Byas

    $99.99 a ticket and he had $10k. A fool and his money. The best part was he is willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up. I loved it.

  • Ellebee

    Seriously…has anyone ever known a crack head to have a dollar much less $10K? Defintely a good April Fools joke.

  • Zack Holt

    LOL. It’s one of those things that seems too stupid to be true, but then again it wouldn’t surprise me if people WERE this stupid. IF it is true, though I would say it probably isn’t, I can’t feel sorry for the people who were scammed. If you are THAT stupid, it’s your own damn fault.

  • Stuart Hamilton

    The very concept of heaven is itself fraudulent.

    The real April Fool’s joke is that there are people who think heaven even exists.

  • Usunder

    Would be funny if not so pathetic at what this world has become. It took crazy to do this but it took plan stupid to purchase the ticket.

  • Alicia Whitcomb Durfee

    And a baby alligator… lmao!

  • Spoken.word

    LMAO and all the people who bought them, deserve to go straight to he$$ for being so CLUELESS!!! SMH

  • Catherine Jones

    UM? These mug shots are old mug shots from people who were arrested years ago. It is part of a series of mug shots for a site where people can laugh at the pics. Here is the funny part, people are believing this article. It is an april fools trick. Although there are some people who are dumb enough to by tickets to heaven, this is not a true story.

  • http://www.richtechnologygroup.com/ Rich Technology Group

    I wouldn’t worry about the one’s selling them. The ones you REALLY gotta watch out for, is whoever was crazy enough to buy the tickets 😀

  • Karen Baylis

    Yesterday was April Fools day genius’s.

    • RavinLunatic

      just so that you are aware… it should be geniuses

  • Jamie Kelemen

    Lol, who’re the real idiots here? The people who sold the tickets, the people who bought them or the people who believe this is a real story? April fools, guys.

  • President Obama

    “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die,
    on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that
    goin’ for me, which is nice.

  • http://declarationsofwar.com/ NinjaTurtle

    and a baby alligator

  • Fredc38

    Crack cocaine is a hell of a drug!

  • shonda

    WHEN YOU DIE….GUESS WHAT…..YOU DEAD…..THERE IS NO HEAVEN OR HELL…..SMH…….YOU EITHER LIVIN IN HELL OR HEAVEN RIGHT NOW…..

  • shonda

    WOW….YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING……I DONT KNOW WHO STUPID…THEM OR THE ONES BUYING THE TICKETS….

    • Jamie Kelemen

      I’d personally say it’s the ones who believe this April Fools article is real.

      • shonda

        lol

  • Prince Akeem

    April Fools?

  • theskeptic2

    “…I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…”
    The guy’s a rat…

    Is this a true story…? No matter…it’s good…

    • Nadrolob

      It’s an April fools joke…loads of people are falling for it.

  • President Obama

    I sold all of you a Bill of Goods and I’m not going to jail.

    Neither is Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Susan Rice, Hillary, Valerie Jarret, Lois Lerner.

    None of us.

    “Hopey Changey”

    • Peter_FairMarket

      Were you born an idiot or did you have to go to school for it?

      • President Obama

        I went to Harvard. Didn’t pay a dime. They took me because of Affirmative action.

        Voted for me Twice,,,,, Didn’t you?

  • Vlad Impaler

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i GOTTA see who comes forth to press charges or damages!!!!!

  • miquel kustner

    Wow it doesn’t get more fu*ked up than this

  • Really?

    It was published on April fools day. There are no reputable sources to even verify this story. I can’t believe the people in the comments section are so gullible.

    • SDot09

      Lol and it is glorioussss everytime

    • Jimmy Dewan Bellmon

      LOL

    • DarthTurner

      People are willing to believe this, because of the countless other stories which come out of the church. If church folk werent so dimwitted, few would believe lol

      • Tasha Hanley

        They are not smart. Not only do they believe there is a Heaven and Hell, they also believe due to drugs that the person that can prevent them from going to hell is telling them to sell tickets, and are willing to throw him under the bus in order to avoid jail time. Like jail time is worse than spending eternity engulfed in flames!
        And it was not religious people buying these tickets. It was a mix of three types of people.. 1. Wanted a gold bar. 2. Believes in Heaven and Hell, completely uninformed of the only way of entering into the kingdom of Heaven (Through Jesus and only through Jesus) and want a get out of hell free card. 3. Severly mentally incapable people. The first two deserve to have their money taken. The third is being taken advantage of.

        Followers of Christ would not buy one. Unless they fell into the first category. We know money can’t buy us a spot in Heaven, because Jesus already bought us a spot with his blood. He bought you a spot too even though you don’t believe, he will forgive you for that all you have to do is ask :)

        • DarthTurner

          …….I never wrote that damn post. My original post was re-edited!

        • tomcfuller

          Tell ’em, Tasha. Have to admit, some of the comments on this thread kinda make you understand that these types of people truly exist!

      • WhoDaHellCarez?

        U guessed it! !

    • RJ

      Yeah, I’m here wondering who would even believe this when it is written in a comic manner but then had to sigh at seeing how so many in the comments did.

    • ALL Saint

      Retards don’t get get to heaven. The wise that understand you must be born again.

  • Ant9n

    What exactly is their crime? Taking people’s money for a promise of going to a nice place after they’re dead? Isn’t that what every single church is doing?

    • LaShaunte Mitchell

      Technically No. Every business, organization, needs money to function no matter what it is or its function. God asks for 10% tithes so that the church can function. Totally up to you what you want to put in. And the answer to how to get into heaven is obvious Repent and be Baptized. Not pay tithes.

      • Corey

        Actually – God asks for tithes as an act of our obedience. Church buildings are just a place where we meet to (hopefully) worship God “together” – an act that we should already be doing on our own every single day. The tithes are supposed to be placed into the storehouse to help the sick, the widowed & the orphans – those in prison – and those who are homeless. Paying rent & electricity for a building where (a lot) of Christians segregate themselves like a members only club, helping no-one – well, that’s not even on the list. And as for getting into heaven – Jesus. That’s the answer. The only answer. Anyone can repent – even without knowing Jesus. And baptism is another act of obedience. There will be a lot of people in heaven (I’m sure) that were never dunked, sprinkled or doused with water. Lastly – this was an April fools media post, anyway. These people don’t even exist.

        • Spanner1960

          God is the worlds greatest April fool.

        • wedontwantany

          god told me to keep my money

      • Leana Carter

        God asks for nothing but your loyalty man made up the money thing. God doesn’t want your money. And if he asks for it its only to give it to someone that needs it. But that’s the thing he shouldn’t have to ask it should already be in your heart to take care of your brothers and sisters when in need. Your actions sent what he looks at but your heart the mussle that holds love it what he smiles at.

        • WhoDaHellCarez?

          YES! U WIN THE INTERNET FOR THE DAY!

          • 5fingersoffowler

            lol

        • NYCTim

          Agreed, Leana. But isn’t it funny how 99% of these so-called Christians will also rail against welfare and Obamacare. God said to feed the poor and care for the sick. So where are these so-called Christians to follow his word? It’s all lip-service and BS. They use the Bible as a tool for repression. It’s disgusting.

          • wedontwantany

            god said feed the poor care for the sick, enabling people on welfare inhibits their skills and earning power making themselves less capable to feed them selves much less some child born for the purpose of adding 400 some a month to their drug fund

          • NYCTim

            You are so dumb it should be painful. It already has been proven that less than 1% of welfare recipients are on drugs. Conversely, if you gave urine tests to everyone on Wall Street, I guarantee you that at least 33% would come back positive for cocaine or marijuana. But you go ahead and keep repeating those right-wing lies and propaganda like the good, uninformed, stupid sheep you are.

          • wedontwantany

            wall street and welfare recipients will have about the same percentage, somewhere around 40 %. and once again the best, easiest,and most moral way to help the poor and sick would be to give them a job, not a free check

          • NYCTim

            You are LYING. You have ZERO factual evidence to make that statement, just your own bias and BS.
            Your claim that 40% of welfare recipients are on drugs is a MASSIVE LIE.
            That makes you a LIAR.
            You’re a LIAR!!!!

          • ALL Saint

            Amen!

          • NYCTim

            WEDONT — Talk to your beloved “Job Creators” and tell them to create jobs in the United States, rather than sending millions of them to China, India and Mexico. Why do you keep voting for Republicans who protect the loopholes that encourage companies to funnel jobs OUT of America?

          • wedontwantany

            I agree with you, I think the USA should mind its own business socially, and business wise we should dominate globally and buy USA and bring back manufacturing,

          • chris

            You mean the democrats who TAX THEM out of our country? Liberals are so “cute” when they try to be smart……at least they try.

          • NYCTim

            And CONservatives are so cute when they make no attempt to be smart. That was an exceptionally cute post by you, Chris. I bet you get cuter and cuter every day. I’m surprised you can even spell “smart” they way you recite that right-wing propaganda and BS.

          • wedontwantany

            did you also know that in las vegas less than 10 % of welfare recipients plan to get out of welfare. more than 90% collect checks to supplement their income, source : united way on flamingo and Algonquin.

          • NYCTim

            Post a link, rather than giving us more lies. What does the United Way have to do with welfare? Answer — NOTHING. You’re another right-wing extremist liar.

          • NYCTim

            Have you interviewed every welfare recipient in Las Vegas? Your statement is nothing mroe than a stupid and ignorant LIE. That makes you a LIAR, WEDONT. But you already knew that.

          • chris

            I know approximately 10 drug dealers. Know what they ALL have in common NYCidiot? They are ALL on welfare. Not only do I buy my weed from them, I buy their food stamps at $0.50 on the dollar.

          • NYCTim

            Chris, sounds like you have a bit of a problem. Give rehab a try. Then give high school a try. You’ll emerge a better person.

          • NYCTim

            And thanks for proving me right that Christians don’t follow God’s word at all. You just use religion to be a judgmental A-hole and do the opposite of what God said to do.

          • ALL Saint

            You are a lair,and the truth is not in you.

          • ALL Saint

            Amen. A man that don’t take care of his own home is worst than an unbeliever the bible said.

          • ALL Saint

            And the bible also said if a man don’t work, don’t let him eat.
            Read the whole bible before you start calling names.

          • NYCTim

            The Bible is so filled with contradictions and ignorance. Then people who are even more ignorant — like any Christian COnservative — will cherry-pick what they wantr to use to tell others how to live their lives. The Bible also says not to eat shellfish. Are you following that, ALL? Of course not. But you’ll never admit to being a heathen, will you?

          • chris

            Their is a huge difference between charity and legalized theft NYCidiot. You really should learn the difference.

          • NYCTim

            I do know the difference, Chris. Clearly, YOU have no clue. About this and most other things. Get off the weed. It’s killing the few brain cells you have left. And if you read the story, you’ll see why this couple was arrested. Instead, you choose just to stalk my posts. You’re a right-wing troll clown.

      • WhoDaHellCarez?

        god asks for tithes? Interesting! When did s/he do this?

        • WthChrist4eva

          Malachi 3:8-12Living Bible (TLB)

          8 “Will a man rob God? Surely not! And yet you have robbed me.

          “‘What do you mean? When did we ever rob you?’

          “You have robbed me of the tithes and offerings due me. 9 And so the awesome curse of God is cursing you, for your whole nation has been robbing me. 10 Bring
          all the tithes into the storehouse so that there will be food enough in
          my Temple; if you do, I will open up the windows of heaven for you and
          pour out a blessing so great you won’t have room enough to take it in!

          “Try it! Let me prove it to you! 11 Your
          crops will be large, for I will guard them from insects and plagues.
          Your grapes won’t shrivel away before they ripen,” says the Lord
          Almighty. 12 “And
          all nations will call you blessed, for you will be a land sparkling
          with happiness. These are the promises of the Lord Almighty.

          • Otto

            2 Corinthians 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, [so let him give]; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.

          • Don in Uganda

            Major Kudos to you Otto! This is a major misunderstanding in the body of Christ. here is the deal: Old Testament/Old Cov= obligation, blessing and cursing, man is made right by what he does,etc,etc (613 laws, commands, and decrees-no one can keep the Law-that is why the priests made continual sacrifices to offer for the sins of the people. New Cov= opportunity. Everything a Christian needs to know about giving is found in S Cor chapters 8 & 9 as otto has pointed out. Heb 8- The first Cov has been replaced in full by the second covenant. Now the first one is “null and void, no longer in effect”. That is why Jesus said no longer to curse. Also Jesus died to redeem us from the curse of the Law. we are no longer under the curse. We are now made right by faith through the grace of God, plus nothing on our part except to believe. however that faith, the infilling of the Holy Spirit, and God giving us a new heart will result in changes to our actions. so the righteous works follow in time based on how much we allow God to change the way we think, our heart, and our response to His working in us. God works in us to will to do according to His will.
            To the mockers, haters, skeptics, I get it. I was once like you. But I didn’t understand that there is a difference between the intellectual and the spiritual-many can be intellectually-sharp, and yet spiritually as dull as a stump-as I was. I have personally witness Jesus heal over a hundred people through His Holy Spirit. I have watched Him intervene in people’s lives that could only be called a miracle. Jesus is alive-right now-and He is coming back very soon. Believe, don’t believe-that is your choice. if you want to believe that all this came into being by chance, that there was a Big Bang that exploded from-wait for it-NOTHING- no gas, no matter, no spark for the explosion-wow-then you truly are a person of faith! Jesus who healed so many, is healing today, who opened the door for all of us-for us to then reject Him is our right, but it is also the greatest sin a person can commit-rejecting the love and grace of the very one who made him-good luck with that-all the best

          • ALL Saint

            You are sadly mistaken and cursed. You need to be born again.

          • ALL Saint

            Right that but you have to obey the whole bible even Malachi.

          • Spanner1960

            Religionist claptrap

          • WhoDaHellCarez?

            No. Sorry. That’s was not words from gawd.

          • Don in Uganda

            I’m going to disagree with you on this point. There was a set of Laws from Moses given under the first Covenant to the Jewish people, who did not have the Holy Spirit and were called to earn their righteousness through their good works. Everything was obligation, “you must”, blessings and curses. Hebrews says that this Cov between God and man through Moses was “only designed to last until the coming of the Messiah”. When Jesus came He uhered in the New Covenant, which completely replaced the first Cov. If you read Heb 8, 9 and 10 you will see that the New Cov made the first Cov “null and void, no longer in effect”. That means things are different now. I know many pastors assume that everything in the Bible must be for today, but its not. Some things were for that time, but not for now., That is why we no longer sacrifice the blood of bulls and goats, because Jesus paid the sacrifice “once and for all”. We are now justified 9just as if we never sinned), cleansed, and no longer under the Law (Rom 4:14) the only way not to break the Law is to have no law to break” This is not an excuse to do wrong, but simply the good news that there is therefore no longer any condemnation for us-why? because it is the devil who condemns using the law, and we are now longer under its power. Jesus died to redeem us from the curse of the law. In summary, 2 Cor 8 & 9 show our new cov way for money. no obligation (tithe), give what you have, not what you don’t (pledges), give the amount you wish, and let not your giving make someone else’s life easy while you are still struggling (wow, no one ever mentions that one do they). Don’t give in response to pressure. why? because God loves a cheerful giver. God no longer honors the requirements of a Covenant He has already removed and replaced. Obligation no longer moves God. Neither does giving out of greed or fear (God will whack me if I don’t give. No Christian is ever mentioned in the NT tithing-not once. And the Melchizadek story doesn’t wash. Abraham gives most of his money to the wicked king. It doesn’t fly. Even in the Old Cov, no one tithed off their earned income. Only those with animals or grain gave a tithe. Be free! give generously-not because you HAVE to, but because you WANT to. And if you wish to give 10% or 20% wonderful, but let it be your choice freely-only then will it be in accordance with N.T. giving. Then, God will supply all your needs according to His riches… Be blessed!

          • WthChrist4eva

            I pay tithes because I am a follower of Jesus and Jesus believed in paying tithes.

            SCRIPTURAL PROOFS JESUS PAID TITHES

            Luke 11:42

            42 “Woe to you Pharisees, because you give God a tenth of your mint, rue and all other kinds of garden herbs, but you neglect justice and the love of God. You should have practiced the latter without leaving the former undone.

            “WITHOUT LEAVING THE FORMER UNDONE”

            Jesus commended others who practiced giving tithes regularly in the Temple.

            In Luke 4:16 we read that Jesus made a CUSTOM out of
            going to the synagogue on the Sabbath. From Mark 12:41-42 we can see that the custom of giving into the Treasury was a public display of giving. If Jesus condoned others tithing wouldn’t it make sense that He practiced what He taught that others should do? And if Jesus was a habitual attender of the
            Synagogue, wouldn’t it be likely that He practiced the customs of the Temple and Synagogues He attended, which would include the practice of Tithing? Since giving was done publicly, all the Jews knew that Jesus kept the Laws without flaw, therefore could not accuse Him of robbing God by not paying tithes.
            ****************************************************
            Matt 22:21
            21 They said to Him, “Caesar’s.” And He said to them, “Render therefore to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”
            In Malachi 3:8-9 we see that not paying tithes was considered ROBBING GOD. Any man who did not PAY TITHES and give offerings was considered a thief in God’s eyes, and this is proven by God’s Own words. If Jesus told others to give to Caesar the finances that belong to Caesar (speaking about taxes), then He surely meant that in giving to God “the things that are God’s” one should not hold back the appropriate financial gift that God requires, which would be the giving of TITHES & offerings.

            Gal 4:4
            4 But when the fullness of the time had come, God sent forth His Son, born of a woman, born under the law, (NKJ)

            Although tithing was instituted BEFORE the Law through Abraham, it was to be observed UNDER the Law. To say that Jesus did NOT pay tithes would be to accuse Him of being a LAW BREAKER or a breaker of the commandments of God.
            This of course would disqualify Him of being the sinless sacrifice that the Scripture teaches.

            ******************************************
            John 8:39

            39 They answered and said to Him, “Abraham is our father.” Jesus said to them, “If you were Abraham’s children, you would do the works of Abraham. (NKJ) Hebrews 7:4 states that Abraham gave a tenth or paid tithes, and Jesus in John 8:39 says that those who do the WORKS of Abraham are the true Children of Abraham.

            Gal 3:13-14
            13 Christ has redeemed us from the curse of the law, having become a curse for us (for it is written, “Cursed is everyone who hangs on a tree”), 14 that the blessing of Abraham might come upon the Gentiles in Christ Jesus, that we might receive the promise of the Spirit through faith. (NKJ)

            Being out from under the curse of the Law does not mean that we are to no longer do the works of Abraham in order to be considered his Children. Christ redeemed us from the Curse of trying to observe the commandments of God through the strength of the flesh, but now we obey the requirements of God through the Spirit, observing those things which the Old Testament was a shadow of NOW IN THE LIGHT of the fullness of what all the Old Testament
            ordinances and Laws meant. Some people seem to think that because we are saved by Grace we don’t have to obey the Laws of God or that the Old Testament no longer applies to our walk in Christ. Not only must Christians observe the Laws like not murdering, but you must have sincere love for your enemies in your heart, not to mention that the Tithe was instituted before the Law of Moses was in effect. We don’t observe the Tithe to be saved, we observe the Tithe as an act of spiritual worship and thanksgiving for our victories over the enemy as Christ is constantly leading us in Triumph.

            Gal 3:29

            29 And if you are Christ’s, then you are Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise. (NKJ)

            Jesus not only must have paid tithes as a carpenter before He became a minister, but also, as a minister, and priest, Jesus had the authority to receive tithes also. Tithing is a reward for service in the tabernacle of God, and the High Priest, which we know to be Jesus, deserves ten percent of the other ministers’ tithes which they in turn receive from the people. So why wouldn’t he deserve ten percent now?

            Romans 7:

            12 Wherefore the law is holy, and the commandment holy, and just, and good. 14 For we know that the law is spiritual …
            With Jesus in us, though the law cannot perfect us, we can keep the perfect law perfectly, because the perfect Law-Giver covers our short-comings, but let us not flagrantly and purposely break the law by disdaining tithing–and remember that tithing was such a spiritual thing that God installed it before the law was ever given.

            In summary
            Jesus said: “Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.” [Mat 5:17]

            Tithes to God:

            Did Jesus render unto God that which is God’s?

            Did Jesus break the commandment thou shalt not steal?

            Did He, as a leader, mentor, teacher, role model, and father figure teach his disciples to rob God, even though Abraham taught his grandson, Jacob, to tithe 400 years before the Law? Evidently Jacob did not heed Abraham in the area of tithing for the first forty years of Jacob’s life, but then Jacob, with new determination inspired by the Spirit remembered the ten percent.

            God put the desire in Jacob’s heart to begin to tithe as a manner of thanksgiving for guidance and protection and prosperity. [Gen 28:22]

            Shouldn’t we make a new resolve like Jacob to begin tithing if we are not already doing so? Shouldn’t we be demonstratively thankful for God’s guidance and protection and prosperity toward us? What better way than showing Who our financial Source and Security really is! Can a man rob God in 2015? Does God give you the license to break the ten commandments, or does the devil give you the licentiousness to do it?

            “And if ye offer the blind for sacrifice, is it not evil? and if ye offer the lame and sick, is it not evil? offer it now unto thy GOVERNOR; will he be pleased with thee, or accept thy person? saith the Lord of hosts.” [Mal 1:8]

            Do you give God the second best? The surplus? How much taxes did you pay this year? How much tithes and offerings did you give to God this year? Why give the best to the government, and your leftovers, blind, lame, and sick to the Lord? Is it not evil? The government asks for much more than 10%. Mercifully, God only asks for one penny out of a dime. Do you fear God the most, or do you fear man the most? Choose you this day whom you will serve.

            Yours in Christ

          • Don in Uganda

            Ok refer please to my above post and the ones below. First, it is clear from scripture that the first covenant has been rendered null and void when it was replaced by the New Covenant. Scripture says that the Law came through Moses, but grace and truth through Jesus Christ. I’ve made the case from scripture that the conditions of the first covenant under the law have been replaced by the New Cov. When Jesus says, “you have heard it said (the Law), but I say…, which he does numerous times, He is referring to these changes. That is why we don’t observe any of the ceremonial laws today(ceremonial laws concern the ways of worship and giving). Anyone who reads 2 Cor 8 & 9 clearly see how the New Cov has changed the game re giving. Not one single time in the New Cov does God ever tell any CHRISTIAN to tithe. Not once! Jesus was a Jew living under the Law until He rose from the dead and the Holy Spirit fell. For Jesus to tell the Jewish leaders that they should tithe is exactly right-they were Jews under the Law. Jesus died to redeem us from the curse of the Law.Our own reasoning and logic does not trump scripture. And if you are not aware, the only ones who tithed under the Old Cov grew crops and owned animals. A tent-maker like Paul, or a carpenter like Jesus would NEVER have paid tithes in the first place. So leaving alone all the scriptures you quoted from the cov which has been replaced, we are left with indirect scriptures you quoted from the New. They have no direct bearing, but you then infer A,B and C from them. Yet you choose to ignore the very clear scriptures from 2Cor 8&9 that say NO man should give out of obligation (that is the tithe), or under pressure. But each should give the amount he wants to, and freely. Only “giving” is mentioned for Christians in the new Covenant. you don’t think that if tithing continued for Christians, that at least ONCE God would right in at least one place “oh by the way, don’t forget to keep tithing”? Seriously? I am guessing you have a stake in preserving the Law, either as a Seventh Day Adventist (honor the Sabbath) or as a Jehovah Witness. So lets be honest here-which of the two are you please?

          • WthChrist4eva

            I am neither. I worship as a Baptist. I guess this is a matter of teaching and in my ministry, we teach tithing. So respectfully, I will end this “debate”.

            God Bless.

          • Don in Uganda

            Hi WithChrist4eva, I totally respect your ministry and position, and of course it is by far the majority few among evangelicals, of which i am one. One final thought though-there is a great blessing from God found in those two chapters for those who follow God’s new Cov guidlines. Getting God to reopen a Cov he has already closed won’t move his hand, but releasing people from giving wrongly-whether by fear, greed, or guilt/obligation, so that they can freely give-even more than 10% if they have the right heart, WILL open them up to the “and then God shall supply all their needs” part. Living here as a missionary in Uganda, I have seen how most Christians are poor, and cannot possibly give 10% of their meager earnings. they are then told they have robbed God, and are under His curse. They then believe then deserve to be punished, and their faith in that punishment allows the enemy to mess them up, with the people believing it was God punishing them. Once they learn the truth, that they are free to move from obligation to opportunity,, they start walking in peace and freedom, which is what God has wanted all along. I believe this is how God wants to bless His people, and this is the key..Be blessed!

          • ALL Saint

            You are misaken and need tor be born again to get the right understanding of God’s word. You give on based of what you have.

          • ALL Saint

            Amen. The work is to believers anyway!

          • ALL Saint

            It was not rendered void. Jesus said he id not come to take away from the old testament but to fulfill. He also said it is for our learning. You need to be born again.

          • ALL Saint

            You truly need to be born again. What if men don’t believe. Let god be true and every man a liar.

        • ALL Saint

          it’s all through the bible. Read it!

    • Al

      Apparently their crime was telling the buyers that the tickets were made of solid gold, but the tickets were made of wood. They misrepresented the product they were selling. The idiots who bought tickets thought they were buying gold.

      • gerryq

        They could also presumably be sued for fraud by anyone who came back after not being let in.

        Of course they might be otherwise occupied.

        • ALL Saint

          Marvel not that I say unto thee, Ye must be born again.

    • http://www.witravels.com/ Mskiwi Lee

      the crime as they stated is advertising that the ticket is GOLD and it isnt.. the crime is not selling tickets to heaven

      • Carolyn Wthsinoh

        but they had to be gold to get 10,000.00…. and why did the police exactly take their money? isn’t that theft? lol

        • Daniel Johnston

          if you read the story love you will find out why.

      • gerryq

        “There’s a lady who knows
        All that glistens is gold
        And she’s buying a stairway to Heaven”

    • http://www.prreklam.com/slutet/ Force Majeure

      Yeah, that’s why Billy Graham had so many Cadillacs, cuss he was all about helping the poor. *NOT*

      • BA DeMonte

        The Graham’s have raised donated millions of dollars to the poor. How much have you donated?

        • Surreal Beetch

          Yeah, after they bought their mansions and cadillacs.

          • ALL Saint

            How hardly shall a rich man enter into the kingdom of God. Jesus’s words.

        • ALL Saint

          You still have to be born again. thou I give my body to be burn and have not charity it profit me nothing. Giving to the poor won’t get you into heaven alone. Read your bible.

      • tomcfuller

        Did you come up with that all by yourself, Force?

        • http://www.prreklam.com/slutet/ Force Majeure

          No, just someone that mentioned it, seeing how he became such a millionaire from telling people to send their 5s and 1s and what the poor suckers could afford.

      • ALL Saint

        You should know them by their fruit. Graham not saved, just a church hustler.

    • Tasha Hanley

      The article clearly states selling tickets to heaven is not illegal, though selling hunks of painted wood as gold is.

    • angela black

      “People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.” – Read the article.

      • 5fingersoffowler

        …gullible fool says “what”?

        • chris

          The “gullible fool” would be you 5fingers.

          • 5fingersoffowler

            It’s an April fools story you complete plank!!
            I repeat “gullible fool says what?…” haha

      • Rick Curry

        technically they are gold and using that logic then guess you cannot sell GOLD spray paint or change the name

        • angela black

          There’s a difference between selling a color, and saying you are selling the actual earth element, or precious metal gold. I would say they did misrepresent their product.

    • Bandmom2014

      Selling yellow painted bricks that they said were gold. The broken law is pretending they were selling gold.

      • WhoDaHellCarez?

        Yes!

        • ALL Saint

          The same word that you reject will judge you in the end. Heaven and earth shall pass away but God’s word will never pass away.

          • WhoDaHellCarez?

            Lm-entire-ass off!! Thanks 4 the laughs. I just died, saw there was no heaven OR hell, and came back from your comments. Thanks again!

      • Moses

        No, with a good lawyer they should be set free. 1. They aren’t selling gold but golden ticket. The sales is heaven.2. The court has to prove that any item sold as golden item officially is/ must be 100% gold.
        We all know that golden items(such as a ring )sold are always not 100% pure. The purity is in carat. So they should be allowed to sell their tickets and if necessary asked to rank the purity in carats. Again it is the ticket that is necessary here. It is only a certified proof to the destination,Heaven.

        • Carolyn Wthsinoh

          Amen

        • tomcfuller

          Too bad Johnny Cochrane already bought his ticket.

          • Moses

            Can’t stop laughing! Sure about heaven or paradise? The chance of finding Johnny there is slim! I can swear on a stack of Bibles that I have a better chance of getting in there than the Pope!

          • tomcfuller

            I’m SO glad the Lord forbade me to judge, because otherwise I would be SO tempted to…

          • ALL Saint

            I am not judging but fruit inspecting. The bible say you will know them by their fruits.

          • ALL Saint

            If you are born again. Sodom and Gormorrah have a better chance of getting in then some people.

          • Don in Uganda

            All Saint-I think you should consider a chill pill. Your full of religion, judgementalism and Pharisiism, yet still missing the point that the first Cov has been COMPLETELY REPLACED by the New Covenant Hebrews 8:6, and more in chapter 10 and all throughout Romans. Your trapped by the curse of the law for no reason, when Paul stated that Jesus died to redeem us from the curse of the law. Jesus says we are not to curse, and since we are no longer under the curse of the Law, we cannot be cursed (if we have been born of the Spirit). so please-open your eyes. And jesus was telling the Pharissees-who were Jews still under the Law-to tithe 9as they are supposed to) Nowhere does anyone ever tell a Christian to tithe. And don’t use the Melchizadek ex in Hebrews. at that time it was pagan custom for ALL people to pay tribute of 10 % to the king. Plus Abraham didn’t give HIS money, but “found” money. Plus he gave most of it to the wicked king of SODOM. So the example doesn’t wash. Not one single time in the entire N.T. is a Christian told to tithe. Give, yes, freely, without fear, without greed, and WITHOUT OBLIGATION. You really need to read 2Cor chapters 8 and 9 carefully

          • ALL Saint

            You need to buy the real ticket. Repent and be baptise in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and recieve the GIFTof the Holy ghost and then live holy. That’s your ticket to heaven.

        • ALL Saint

          It was a scam that foolish people fell for.

          • Moses

            You are right! Everything is a scam.If Jesus were to appear on the doorstep of the Pope, the righteous conservatives and even the southern born- again-Christians they would quickly call the cops for fear of a dangerous Arab looking guy. He might be lucky if he was only tazed and deported as illegal moocher to the poverty stricken part of Middle East.
            They are all there for wealth, power& prestige. How expensive will the Bible be if there is an establish fact of its guaranty to a well certified kingdom where there are no taxes& every one there is guaranteed of prince hood ( royalty). Of course everything has to be a scam& we the poor nonentities turn out as victims.

          • Moses

            I still don’t say that there is no God! I am only saying that almost all of us,especially the organized religions seem to be far away from the creator than any other thing that exists in our world.

    • Tabitha Lovingme

      …did you not read the article?…yup we have someone who bought a golden ticket.. right here..smh

    • Dr. Wilheim von Martinez

      You bought one?

      • WhoDaHellCarez?

        Maybe

    • 5fingersoffowler

      gullible fool says “what”?

  • Spector

    Dig Hole, Shoot, Kick in Hole. Next….

  • It-Takes A-Village Jamaica

    I haven’t laughed so hard in a good while… these two should not be arrested the people that bought tickets to heaven, from two crackheads, should be arrested

    • Kiante D. Hines
    • https://www.facebook.com/khepri.talibah?fref=nf&pnref=story NuAreLeanzChick

      i agree lmfaoooooo

    • dawebmaster24

      these crackheads are some real hustlers they have $10,000 from these tickets…. got damn…..

      • NYCTim

        Hustling how? They sold all of these “tickets to heaven” to right-wing extremist morons. The crackheads should have charged more. They would have gotten it from those idiots.

        • propwash

          Wow – you’re as stupid as this couple and their customers. Just grab any old chance to denigrate Christians/conservatives/Republicans as you see fit. No basis in fact at all, just your mindless drivel. Most right-wing extremists are too smart to fall for this. It’s you dimbulbs that have elected this amateur president-in-training TWICE that will fall for anything.

          • http://lyrics.iztok.org/ Pre Seznik

            You do realize that statistically, republicans are far more devout than democrats, right? Even in congress. Or do you deny that?

          • propwash

            Obviously I don’t deny that. I am a Republican/Conservative/Christian. I’m going to assume you were attempting to respond to NYCTim – and not to me, but to do that, you actually have to click on the REPLY under HIS name, not mine. If you were trying to respond to me, you can’t read, or at least you can’t understand what I said in my response to him.

          • http://lyrics.iztok.org/ Pre Seznik

            My reply was directed at you. The assumption was that the morons who bought the tickets were right wing, and the statistics back that up. You claimed his argument had no basis in fact, when it clearly does (you yourself just said you don’t deny that). I’d keep that reading lesson coupon, if I were you.

      • Jerico Biermann

        You can’t make this stuff up……best article I read today. “I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…” . LMFAO.

        • Werrf

          Check the date – they DID make this stuff up.

        • jester

          If I where the cops I would have them wear a wire and see where they go meet Jesus lol

        • greeneyemom

          It was made up. :)

    • Ronnie Felicia Hall-Brown

      LMAOOOOOOOOOO…HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! @ THE people who bought the tickets from two crackheads should be arrested. I can’t…

    • 5fingersoffowler

      please contact me about my new pyramid scheme

      • propwash

        Reminds me of the idiots in NYC that paid $200 or $300 for a hot dog from that street vendor. Where were these people when I was trying to unload my dad’s old gas-guzzler Cadillac?

  • Bernard Quasaar

    heheheheheheeh

  • Sean Ra’sChyld January

    This can’t be real. His explanation is hilarious. I want to meet Stevie

  • June Griffith

    arrest the people who bought them!

  • James

    DO NOT JAIL THESE PEOPLE ! Make them take you to the people who bought the tickets !!!! Those people buying the tickets need help and the protection of the Government !!!

    • Brittany Heit

      Or to be tossed in a looney bin to keep them out of the general population. These people probably vote.

  • Mathieu Hubin

    Crack heads selling tickets to heaven to other crackheads. At least they are trying to do something productive… I guess.

  • George E Gifford IV

    Addicts…

  • Shoryo Tombo

    I would like to meet those who actually bought these tickets. What an interesting conversation we can have. Very interesting. LOL

    • Bobby

      me too…LOL

    • JR P

      You’re officially retarded, congratulations

      • Mercedes Simpson

        JR P, I can not stop laughing. Thank you for my afternoon laugh.

      • kneesus

        The biggest morons aren’t the people selling the tickets, it’s the people that bought them.

        • JR P

          The biggest morons are the people that think this story is real

        • Allison Wiley

          That’s what I’m saying.

      • 5fingersoffowler

        not sure why but thats just so funny!

    • Shawn Lewis

      yes God… they should be put on a list…

    • Guest

      fucktard central…lol

    • PhuckUrOpinionOfMyOpinion

      Damn a conversation… I have these underwater skydiving lessons that I need to get rid of!!!

      • Shani Spikes

        Lol!!!!

      • Frank Elliott Schneller

        How much, I’ve always wanted to try.

      • Shoryo Tombo

        LOL

      • Ever, Greatest

        Hahaha! Lmbo!!

      • http://lyrics.iztok.org/ Pre Seznik

        They’ll go great with my stock of inflatable dartboards!

    • kneesus

      They should be found and immediately sterilized.

    • 5fingersoffowler

      The date didn’t give you a clue then, no?

  • Karen Goins

    People, just say “NO” to drugs

    • Missy

      And tickets to heaven!