Man Calls 911 Because Bae Wouldn’t ‘Give Him Any Ass’

This is what happens when Netflix and chill goes wrong!
After spending a long day of drinking on his front yard, 53-year-old South Carolina man Patrick Doggett decided he needed some booty from his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff. Unfortunately for him, Ms. Faye was not in the mood for a sad drunken attempt at coitus.