Woman Pregnant With Satan’s Baby

Woman Pregnant With Satan’s Baby

“Satan told me I would give to birth to and raise his son,” Miroslav says. “Once the baby turned twelve it would become President of the United States and create a one world government.”

Satanist Isabella Miroslav claims last year she was impregnated by Satan, yes, the real Satan, and will soon have his baby. Here’s how Miroslav says it happened: One night when she was finishing her bedtime prayers to the Prince of Darkness, he suddenly manifested, told her to take off her clothes, and then “bred her.”

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“Satan told me I would give to birth to and raise his son,” Miroslav says. “Once the baby turned twelve it would become President of the United States and create a one world government.”

Why does Satan want his son to run a one world government? Miroslav explains:

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  • Satan

    Actually, I never touched that woman…and I won’t pay child support.

  • Kevin Mulkerrins

    I can’t seem to find a source for this story.

  • Karen Glammeyer Medcoff

    gotta love christian freaks who have no clue what satanism actually is LOLOL. and this story is total bunk.

    • Jesse Adams

      Today’s Christians as a majority aren’t really Christians because the church has been infiltrated but luciferianism and the bible has been slightly corrupt so that when that slight corruption is found in just a single verse that makes the whole book a fraud in the eyes most. Also some book’s that were once mentioned in the bible such as the book of Enoch and the book of Jasher havr been removed so as to give people less understanding of the bible and God as a whole. Many so called Satanists are also not following true satanic teaching for example, I doubt that you actually practice the vampiric molestation and sacrifice of babies and innocent children to your dark lord but you keep going about your life thinking you know what’s goin on when you really have no clue.

      • Karen Glammeyer Medcoff

        all I can say is LOLOL. I am NO religion, and for good reason.

        • Jesse Adams

          I’m not trying to insult but one day your eyes will be opened to the real world we live in and when reality sets in it will slap you in the face with such a hard dick you’ll get a concussion. But that’s just my opinion

          • Karen Glammeyer Medcoff

            RELIGION slapped me in the face and damned near took my life. my eyes are WIDE open, and I do not believe in a big booga booga in the sky to make me a good person. or to believe any man made book trying to tell me right from wrong while the entire thing screams sexism and lies. The REAL world we live in has NO room for superstitious nonsense

          • Jesse Adams

            There’s a difference between religion and spirituality, I am personally a spiritual person and do not believe in everyone going to some build to bow our heads at once and listen to some dudes interpretation of the bible nor do I believe in some sexist, white, wrathful man in the sky. The God I know teaches nothing but to love and respect one another and to call you evil where you see it. In my opinion to say that there is no spiritual aspect to life is to live ignorance. I mean no disrespect but I hope that one day you find a sense of peace only found in God.

          • Karen Glammeyer Medcoff

            I have my peace without a so called god. I believe in the purity of the earth and the solar system. we are all stardust, and we will all go back to being it. it’s how we treat each other while we are in this incarnation that counts right now. it doesn’t change the future lives.

          • Shaniqua

            God is real and he is how all of us got here,the earth was not created by just a spark God created this world and you.The bible is real and there is only ONE god and that is JESUS CHRIST there is no other gods but him.God will come back one day and all the Christians will rise with him and all the people that lived for the devil or for themselves will have one more chance to either believe in him or die and go to hell! That is called the Rapture and that is when the devil and the anti-Christ will come to earth and the anti-Christ will do what God did he will die and rise again from the dead and the people who don’t believe in god will die and go to hell because they didn’t believe in him.But the people that lived for him and gave their lives for him won’t have to live through this,when they go to heaven there will be no more suffering, no more pain, and no more tears it will just be happiness because everyone will be with their ALL MIGHT GOD,THE GOD THAT GAVE HIS LIFE FOR US TO SAVE OUR SINS,THE ONE THAT DIED ON THE CROSS SO THAT WE WON’T HAVE TO LIVE IN OUR SINS AND BE ABLE TO GO TO HEAVE AND NOT BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY.No one knows when God will come back he might come back tomorrow he might even come back tonight if he wants to but God has a plan for all of us and we don’t know his plan but whenever any of you die and u rise to face your judgement and he sends you to Hell I’ll feel really bad for you guys………WAIT! no I won’t because i told you guys but no you guys are won’t believe me.

          • Karen Glammeyer Medcoff

            prove it

  • Anonymous

    Too bad Satan was already defeated by God… How do you think he ended up in Hell in the first place

    • anvastca

      Actually, he’s not in hell. The Bible says he’s the ruler of this world. He manipulates world government systems and the music industry is plagued with his influence. It’s funny christians actually believe her though. You would think people actually read their Bibles..

      • http://odz777.blogspot.com.es/ Freak

        Bible is a fiction book, man.

    • http://odz777.blogspot.com.es/ Freak

      Either god or satan exist, man.