Chipotle Caught Using Dog & Cat Meat in Food!

Chipotle Caught Using Dog & Cat Meat in Food!

DENVER – It is being reported that the popular restaurant chain ‘Chipotle Mexican Grill’, more commonly know as simply ‘Chipotle’, is currently being investigated for allegedly using dog and cat meat in their dishes.

The FDA suspected the chain was using dog and cat meat when an FDA inspector stumbled upon multiple live dogs and cat, as well as dog and cat corpses in one Chipotle factory located in Denver. The inspector notified the authorities and the factory was shut down. The FDA will soon force all Chipotle restaurants in the U.S. to prevent people from consuming dog and cat meat.

But why would Chilotle use dog and cat meat? FDA official Charles Wellington says “It makes sense for Chipotle to use dog and cat meat simply because it is much cheaper and easier to find than cow meat, many people love Chipotle dishes and don’t even know they’re eating dogs and cats because it’s psychological, which Chipotle is aware of. As soon as people find out, they will all of a sudden think “wait, the meat did taste kind of weird sometimes”, it’s all placebo”.

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  • B.R.A. “Fire, aim, ready”

    This has to be the most ridiculous thing I’ve EVER HEARD..!!! They cook grill and prep the steak, chicken, carnitas and barbacoa right in plain sight…!?!? LMFAO, this has to be one of the most ridiculous things I’ve read in a very long time..!?!?

  • Jon Clifton

    I’m glad I’m not a meat eater!

  • Bonnie Witchley

    i don’t believe this

  • Rachael Van Horn

    Yes, it is fake. There is no source for the information and anyone can write anything these days on the internet.

  • Chantelle Tucker

    hmmm cant believe everything you hear and see regardless of if you saw it on the internet or CNN. Kind of hard to prove or disprove without hard evidence.

  • Julia

    I’m not saying that I believe it but the last time I had chipotle I did complain that the barbecoa was different than it had always been before. I even said I wonder if they started using a different meat.

  • CHEVO

    Wow, who ever believes this nonsense is pretty stupid, it is more likely that who ever wrote this is just doing it cuz he/she is damn thirsty for attention just like the kid that post something about Ebola victims were coming back to life. Anyways if this was true all chipotles would of been shut down by now.

  • Chad Speelman

    you people seriously believe this whoever wrote this clearly is not credible just by some of the wordings and sentences used this has to be fake for another reason because chances are being that the news now are the ones now who want anything that can be big would probly have covered this already

    • linnypoo

      You don’t sound like someone I should believe either. Reread your post. That is one heck of a long sentence and absolutely no punctuation.

  • mam16

    Um, I don’t know about this. I worked at a Chipotle in Cleveland as a kitchen manager and can guarantee that was not dog or cat meat. I’d be really surprised if this was true.

    • Tuaca Tom

      I agree, let’s see the real extent of this case and if it is actually true. I’m not believing one lone article on the Internet.

      • mam16

        Yeah, no proof other than so and so says this. And if they were, why be so open as to leave corpses lying around the factory. But yea this site is Awesome the one about the girl who went into a coma playing candy crush had me CTFU!

        • mam16

          Wow is somebody seriously coming into the comments and adding bs at the end? I know I didn’t type that last sentence and the post above didn’t have that last part either. Weak.

    • kel

      How can you guarantee it wasn’t cat or dog meat? when the meat is processed and then shipped to each location? unless you specifically were there and saw a cow being butchered for their meat…….

      • mam16

        I was in a position within that location to know exactly what was being served. If you’ve been around long enough, you know the consistency, textures, and smells of certain meats. It’s not dog and cat meat, it’s what it’s supposed to be.

      • mam16

        I was in a position within that location to know exactly what was being served. If you’ve been around long enough, you know the consistencies, textures, and smells of certain meats. It’s not dogs and cats, it’s exactly what it’s supposed to be.

  • Mr. America

    I wonder if the gay community had any thing to do with this article

    • Ruth Sulk

      what the hell does that have to do with them eating family pets!! what are you a anti gay moron.

      • Mr. America

        Calling me a moron just proves my point about people like you. Most gay people like yourself are idiots and have not had a intelligent thought your entire life!!!!

        • Vince

          Sorry Mr. “America”, but that’s probably one of the most unpatriotic things I’ve ever read. I am not gay, but I have family members who are. Calling gay people idiots is rude and oh so uncalled for. You on the other hand, have obviously not had any intelligence run through skull in quite some time I bet.

          • Mr. America

            You POS you started this by calling me a moron. I have several members in my family that are gay. And as for unpatriotic I served in the US Navy with pride so unless you are or were in military put a pie in that hole!!!!

          • Big Mucci

            Well you know what people say about Navy Men. Hmmmmm lol lol

          • Mr. America

            Ya they say Thank you for your service!!!

          • Big Mucci

            Opps im sorry. Well you know what us Devil Dogs say about Navy Men, not the Women but the Navy Men. Specially the ones at sea for months at a time, and Subs… with no women on board. Lol

          • Mr. America

            Reminds me of the time I was in the Navy when we were out on the Indian ocean and this guy jumps up on a table and yells he was gay and proud and 2 hours they found damn near beat to death. Believe me it is not a good idea to let the world know your gay when your 2000 miles in the middle of the ocean.

          • Big Mucci

            That I can agree on. I know that will happen.

          • Big Mucci

            Oh yes and I do agree us Marines also say thank you for the service you provide us after you all take us to where we need to go, to have boots on the ground so we can fight, while ya wait at sea for us to finish, Then you all can transport us back to base. Lol lol lmao…

        • JJ

          You’re hands down, a fucking idiot. Please do the actual normal human race a favor and execute yourself. Being gay has no relationship to eating dogs and cats. The only relation I can come up with is that you’re a denying Gay yourself and, in return, you try to blame things as LEFT FIELD AS THIS, being blamed on the homosexual community. Congratulations on looking like the most idiotic & moronic creature on the earth you swine.

          • Mr. America

            Hey JJ how are you being able to see what you type? isn’t it kind of hard when you have your head so far up you ass all you see are your lungs? ya asswipe

          • ejclover

            now your just trying to create a different argument about something else because u know what u said about gay people was ignorant

          • Mr. America

            I did not say gay people were ignorant. See you and people like your self run out of intelligent thing to say so you make a poor attempt to put words in other peoples mouths to take the pressure off your self

          • Mr. America

            What I was referring to was how the gay community tried to ruin there business by not accepting there way of life because of there religion what cracks me up is how the gays figure that everybody better accept there way of life or else. JJ your dumber the a bag of dog poop and you have a very low intellect. I will come back at you and say your mother should have flushed you down the toilet when your were born. Grow up young man

          • JJ

            you can’t even use the correct version of their. i’m sorry your brother and sisters slept with each other creating mentally disturbed people such as yourself.

          • Rachael Van Horn

            JJ they have nothing else to do but get on here and skulk around on the internet trying to make people angry. Just ignore them. Totally worthless as was this ridiculous “story”

        • Arlety Saenz

          U r in a need of education… U r an stupid person..live u life and let’s. Ppl do whatever. They want. With there’r life as long as they do nt border u

      • darkman69

        Said the gay moron ! This article is bull $hit !

    • gster

      You ignorant closet queer, I think you mean Chicafil or whatever name that anti gay restaurant calls itself. Pay attention numb nuts

  • http://www.LoudMusic247.com/ Kato Leonard

    Horrible grammar, misspellings all over the place, and just bad writing in general. Not to mention these articles are cheesy ripoffs from my website (especially the article about dog meat at the NY restaraunt). It’s seriously amateur night up in here. At least credit TheNewsNerd for your cheap substitution. I guess if you aren’t creative enough to create your own work, you can just steal it.

  • Mary Lou Lorenz

    idiots.

  • jed_hoyer

    i think i’m going to call bs on this on.look at the other stories on this site

  • KripKilla

    Wnateva! Ha!