Ebola Victim Rises From The Dead In Africa, Fear Of Zombie Apocalypse

Ebola Victim Rises From The Dead In Africa, Fear Of Zombie Apocalypse

For the first time in human history, confirmed footage is captured of a man who scientists watched die from Ebola then only several hours later, regain life and rise from the dead.

Isaiah 26:19-20

19 Your dead shall live; their bodies shall rise.

Ganta, Liberia – Officials in Liberia have released the first confirmed image of a captured Ebola victim who rose from the dead. The name of the victim has not been released by the WHO, and news of the patient rising from the dead comes only hours after the United States announced its First Ebola victim in Dallas, Texas.

The Liberian government is accusing the United States of creating Ebola as a bioweapon to use for future wars. Citizens of Liberia have expressed outrage and concern that the US may have tested an ‘evolved’ form of the virus on their nation’s populace, not forseeing the virus’ spread reaching beyond medical containment.

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The first reports of Ebola victims rising from the dead was reported by Liberia’s National Newspaper. Initially, officials from the World Health Organization fled in shock and horror as the Ebola patients suddenly arose from the dead. After organizing military reinforcements and obtaining increased containment measures, World Health Organization’s special operations staff quickly responded with military assistance and quarantined the two Ebola victims who arose from the dead.

With Texas now infested with an unknown amount of Ebola patients, nearby Kansas has declared a state of emergency. Kansas Governor Sam Brownback has declared October “Zombie Awareness Month” and the state is on high alert for a zombie outbreak. Homes across the state are to receive pamphlets warning them of how to prevent the spread of Ebola and what to do if an Ebola Victim falls dead and then starts to show life again.

Updates will be made to this report as details become available. Please continue to watch television and online news sources for the latest details. Officials estimate the Ebola virus will spread to over 5 million people within two months. The virus is deadly if not treated. It is currently not known how many people the Dallas Ebola victim came in contact with before quarantine measures were put into place.

Stay tuned as the story develops….

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  • https://www.facebook.com/WilliamBenjamin95 William Benjamin

    Let me know if you’re from Kansas or Texas! This can’t be true.

  • Temarco Key

    Bullshit, the article said there’s footage but yet there is no footage. Clearly someone’s looking for attention

  • Dave Buti

    blame the US and get a pay check

  • Jerrold Mesteth

    seen this from face book…. must be true.. XD

  • Kris Rasmus Nielsen

    zombies is a made up creature! so it cannot be a zombie and i do not believe in this crap. we have never heard of this in denmark. so forget it. its all fake.

  • pumpkin

    Dude that guy in the picture looks like he had a rough night

  • Billy Tripp

    Well there it is, the dumbest fucking thing I’ve read all day!

  • Rowan Greenhill Timewell

    you know you’re getting some facts when the article starts with a passage from the bible…

  • Hollis Bush

    Is that bullshit I smell?

  • Steven Brymer

    My buddy sends this to me…… I am on the floor laughing MAO cuz he thinks it is real. Catholic of course …sorry Catholics ..your kinda out there. I finally tell him. Bro…We gotta talk… your watching waaayyyyy tooo much YOUTUBE and space alien and spaceship on the moon videos. It is a spoof… he actually looked disappointed that there was not a zombie invasion…. I am like WTF ????? I am very happy that #1….. I do not live in Geos world, and # 2 ……. Refer back to #1.

  • Steven Brymer

    Where can I get one for my very own ???? Went through Kansas and they shot em all…. please keep me posted with GPS coordinates on the very next arising of the dead. I will have a zombie…. I must be the 1st on my street.

  • Ty Vaughn

    I live in Kansas and I’m pretty sure we aren’t in a state of emergency… Besides, wouldn’t Oklahoma do that first since they are geographically closer to Texas? Just some thoughts. Its probably a good thing that this zombie apocolypse is starting in the Midwest where people will be more than happy to turn zombie hunting into a new sport. I can only imagine the hillbilly bliss: “HIT ‘EM IN THE HEAD ROY!!!”

  • Sam

    Ok, what I am not hearing is what condition these people are in when they ” raise from the dead”. Are they violent or eating people. Or are they just … Alive. I mean really, that’s kind of important.

  • ROMEL

    IT’S A FUCKIN’ HOAX!!!!

  • bum_bump

    IF zombies come, my refuge would be inside a walmart
    Gun’s
    Pokemon

    Snickers
    -Survival Expert

  • Adonis Creed

    i don’t know, but i sure as hell am taking this seriously.

  • disqus_QIVLrMZIXe

    And there is not a hatchet sticking out of his head now, why?

  • Mike Bromley

    What a crock of fucking shit

  • Naeem

    Must be Dean having some fun. Somebody tell Sam. 😉

  • Walder Frey

    Seems legit

  • Gsav

    well frick

  • Mickus

    Lol simple….. the people that said they were dead………… Got it wrong they were not dead

  • robohobo2804

    I wanted the zombie apocolypse to come but i didn’t want it to be able to spread through the air

  • Luke Shorten

    This made me lol

  • Nancy CuddleKitten Nickeson

    Why is Anon part of this? Go home Anon, you’re drunk. -__-

  • Daniel Belmonte III

    This isn’t news, Hillary Clinton has been around for years infecting everyone!

  • Louise MacDonald

    All the “Climate Change” believers should be thrilled.If we all die from Ebola. No more farts. No more carbon emissions, or carbon credits to pay for.

  • Allison Brown

    Is it still 2 points for a body shot, five points for a head shot?

  • =FOX= Damocles

    About as likely as any super power government choosing to do the right thing for it’s people.

  • Tom Hardcastle

    Oh dear the US have found a way to start a zombie apocalypse. Fucking brilliant

  • Ian Brodrick

    Unless the victim tried to bite and attack people, it really inst an issue.

  • Neil Pemberton

    Something like 28 days later would be more believable. There are too many biological limitations stopping the dead coming back to life. Fun article though.

  • PicklebandiitzMLG .

    I call bullshit lol, i doubt mofuckas are just returning from the dead a week from the walking dead season 5 airing. if so, i guess my wishes have been granted!

  • Shyam Sundar

    alright gamers this is it!!! lets unleash de hell to those zombies and this is the reason why we have been born and been trained with all those games these much years!!! 😛 😛

  • Naat Raadmaar

    Lets have a drugstore and supermarket raid like they have in the movies!!! Who’s with me…Baseball bats for everyone!!

  • SydneyMayhem

    Haha at all of you who think a silly VIDEO GAME is gonna prepare you for the real-deal zombie apocalypse. Do you think you can hit the “A” button and get a semi-automatic to load itself? No.

  • Alan Mares

    every film ive seen shoot them in the head problem solved or send them 2 sunderland you wont tell the difference

  • Hannah Louise Marsh

    Got my running shoes by the door just incase rofl!

  • Shung Brahma

    and The Walking Dead season 5 starts from 0ctober 12.

  • David Alex Nelson

    This looks hella fake! and it is -_-

  • vixxkenstarlight

    LOL I’M LAUGHING omg this is fucking hilarious.

    • SydneyMayhem

      These comments though. XD

  • Alice Wooding

    Oh please! You play a video game and now you all think you will survive a real zombie apocalypse!? Real life is just a bit more complicated..

  • Diplomat

    FEARMONGERING!!!

  • Zack Demmerly

    This is obviously satirical. “Some Related Posts: ‘God Gets Hit By A Satellite & Knocked Unconscious'”

  • Michael Mantanona

    This is bull there is no zombies or a future zombie apocalypse, unless their are more reports of ebola patients coming to life, then it would be believable.

  • Kevin Spruell

    The author of this article does not have any valid information, first of all ebola isnt even contagious until symptoms start to show. And the guy found in Texas with it did not have any signs until he was in quarantine. Show me and the rest of everyone the footage. Then people will maybe believe you.

  • Justin

    That Photoship skills though

  • Sean

    besides how did they get a mugshot of a “zombie”

  • Sean

    but zombies are made up and fictional… so how would a disease just so happen to make someone into something that was made up ?

  • Ashah Peters

    Did he try to eat anybody? If not, then why are they fearing a zombie apocalypse if the zombies don’t do anything?

    • SydneyMayhem

      Just in case, let’s keep him away from the bath salts for a while…

  • CaddyOne LoveChrist

    Looks like the monkey from planet of the apes..

  • Yuki Iwama

    OMG GUYS IT’S CALLED SATIRE. PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE IS SATIRE. -_-

  • Randy Mclain

    why is there no footage to show then

  • Ethan Park

    In other news, I’m a brain surgeon and astronaut who can breakdance without touching the ground.

  • Jenn

    Lol – there is a story about this…but it’s not like this AT ALL

  • Iván Alemann

    Lol… Dead rising?, my nuts

  • Phd Zkinetzy

    Otaku gamer’s are coming they will make left for dead team,,,lol

  • Patricia Robertson

    Have you notice the ones who are so afraid of this terrible disease are the ones against the american people having health care when they themselves have the best healthcare in the world? You notice they didn’t mind cutting the budget for the CDC even when they were told not because it would prevent them from doing all the services that they perform in trying to prevent the spread of all diseases before the strike here and over seas? What did those fools in congress do, laugh and say do it on less money, cut corners, now we see you can’t cut corners and get good results, who laughing now. It used to be it would take years for budget cuts to take effect like ten years but now it is more like one or two years you start feeling the pain and the effects of all those bad budget cuts. All those crazy people got elected in 2010 because of the ones who got elected in 2008 convince the people that they did wrong by electing a black president and others stay home, 2012 people came back to make a change so let us make 2014 keep making that changing and vote blue all the way.

  • Rick Benbrook

    head em towards the white house

  • CS

    OK…Where do I begin?? 1) “Isaiah 26:19-20 – Your dead shall live; their bodies shall rise.” This is NOT a verse from the Bible foretelling of a zombie apocalypse. This verse is telling about the dead IN Christ that will rise again (into everlasting life in Heaven) and the dead not in Christ that will rise to everlasting life in Hell – during the time of Christ’s return. The actual verse reads…”But your dead will live, Lord; their bodies will rise — let those who dwell in the dust wake up and shout for joy—
    your dew is like the dew of the morning; the earth will give birth to her dead.”

    2) “announced its First Ebola victim in Dallas, Texas.” The Only person I have heard about in Texas is still living and was just upgraded to critical condition – meaning…he’s getting better.

    3) The World Health Organization has a special operations staff?

    4) “The Liberian government is accusing the United States of creating Ebola as a bioweapon to use for future wars. Citizens of Liberia have expressed outrage and concern that the US may have tested an ‘evolved’ form of the virus on their nation’s populace, not forseeing the virus’ spread reaching beyond medical containment.”

    So…that is why our own people are contracting this – right??

    5) “With Texas now infested with an unknown amount of Ebola patients, nearby Kansas has declared a state of emergency. Kansas Governor Sam Brownback has declared October “Zombie Awareness Month” and the state is on high alert for a zombie outbreak. Homes across the state are to receive pamphlets warning them of how to prevent the spread of Ebola and what to do if an Ebola Victim falls dead and then starts to show life again.”
    I have only heard of 1 person in Texas (poss. 2) who have this. I would not call that an infestation.
    “Zombie Awareness Month”??? Ok, maybe because it’s October and Halloween falls this month.
    And “passing out flyers to tell what to do if someone dead starts to show life again”. The Walking Dead and any other Zombie movie has always said – “Shoot them in the HEAD! There problem solved.
    6) “The virus is deadly if not treated.” Obviously NOT if they are “coming back from the dead.””

    7) IF this is really happening – and I highly doubt it is – they had better start making a lot more twinkies in the very near future!! GO TALLAHASSEE!!!

    • SydneyMayhem

      You, good sir, make my face very happy.

      • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

        That is quite possibly the best reply i have seen

    • Angel Zupan

      Shhh. My fantasies revolve around this crap let me have my moment please :3 lol. but yuss GO TALLAHASSEE

      • queen elena

        hahahahaha lmao mine too!

    • Naat Raadmaar

      I think this is a halloween prank ^^

      • Derick hopper

        it is!! haha thats what i think

    • Cody

      #2, #4, and #6 don’t make any sense. If someone tries to kill you and you kill them you were still a victim otherwise you’d be the perpetrator. Spread beyond containment kind of means that they’ve lost control of it. If they don’t have control of it how are they suppose to prevent it from infecting our own people? People die all the time from heart attacks and are still saved. Just because you don’t stay dead doesn’t mean you didn’t die. Now with that said I don’t believe there’ll be any zombies just wanted to point out the fallacies of your argument.

    • cbraendle

      Congratulations, you just took a long time to shoot down a hoax article that is clearly fake lol

      • CS

        I know the article is fake. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure this out. And no it didn’t take long…I’m a fast typer, but thanks!

    • Odd Jørgensen

      “upgraded to critical condition – meaning…he’s getting better.”

      uh,I think I see a flaw in that, critical condition is not a sign of recovery, adn seeing as the guy is now dead, RISE AND SHINE MUTHAFUKKA,yeehaaw,aim for his head dammit,aim for his heaaarrrggghhhh…..

  • Master Race Member!

    Lol life is getting interesting! First the current political situations with possible World War 3 threats, AND now a zombie apocalypse? What next, a severe weather change? Man, I hope world war 3 and this zombie apocalypse happen. I wanna turn life into a damn video game!

    • Cadence Huirama

      inb4 you get conscripted and die in World war 3

  • ahriah

    Ive been very alert about ebola, and this is just fucking stupidly funny. lol.

  • Arkayne

    If you want to see the footage, go to the newsweek site and search Ebola victim rises from the dead. You’ll get to see the actual footage.

    • Melissa Plourde

      ummm sweety, i went to check out that video u said, and that is not prof, that could of been taken when them people where moving it around

  • BigBitchyBertha

    All Daryl, LET’S DO THIS!!!

  • zombie basher

    mate im strapping my chainsaw to a baseball bat just in case we live in the uk everyone has seen 28 days later right
    zombie bashing time

    • Jonny

      i think i might just strap a shitload of chainsaws to the side of a bus and a snow plough to the front to be used as a ram/ road clearer, metal plates on the windows, take the seats out and create such areas as: storage for weapons, food/ drink, and fuel and then areas up top such as: bedroom, living space, dining/game (poker) room

  • Oran Black

    If the government created the Ebola virus, I’m sure they would have
    taken measures to keep it out of America. If they wanted Americans sick,
    they could have just released it in the states. What’s next? Is Obama
    going to take our guns away then unleash a horde of Ebola infected
    zombies in the United States?

    • Kylie Alexandra

      wrong! it would be delightfully calculative if they released a disease that kills a mass of people leaving behind enough people to slave for the wealthy…yet killing just enough so that the population numbers are back within a range that can be controlled. Theres a lot of the “common people”….too many so that they can keep us from having enough freedom to form our own opinions. 1 in 9 people are certifiably sociopathic…these people group together for the power, greed, and pleasure in harming others. Also known as governments. If you believe that just because its the government…they they dont lie and do messed up crap…I beg you to do some actual reading about our history…right down to the small pocks infested blankets we gave the native americans so they would die and we could take their land. 🙂 About this article? probably a lot of sensationalism so that people get used to the whole ebola idea…even joke about it…so that they dont realize its a real threat that could end up hurting and killing an exponential amount of people if this isnt handled properly. Theres a cure…but i bet you they’ll pull the whole “limited supply” bullcrap and only the wealthy will have privy to that.

      • Angel Zupan

        And I believe we now have a new enlightened citizen with the user name Oran Black. ^u^

        But yeah I agree with you on every bit. and the C.D.C. has Patented some Ebola vaccine or virus haven’t read the article yet but I plan to sometime just haven’t yet so if I’m wrong please correct me X’D but yeah our government is basically looking to depopulate and control what is remaining the thing is how many infected americans will slip outside the country causing other continents to harbor the disease and cause any potential (And they must be either really dumb or just have a death wish for moving here during a nation wide epidemic) immigrants to enter the states carrying the virus restarting the whole process after it was meant to have ended.

    • Doug

      you realllllly dont understand “governments” do u my friend 🙂 ahaha of courseeee they would kill their own people why should they give a shit what happens while their in a bunker safely hidden away. Plus it is more then likley that the government did indeed create the Ebola virus.

      • Angel Zupan

        Also they needed to make sure that they were not held accountable so they made a plot to simply make it seem as though another country had it and transmitted it to here via travel. btw a Homeless man exposed to the virus? um so basically some random ass homeless guy got close to a quarantined patient? just saying something seems um unidealistic to me and I am going to the shooting range on a daily basis as of 3 weeks ago. so I’ll be ready but still I don’t expect anything to happen but I also don’t trust it won’t either

  • Guest

    If the government created the Ebola virus, I’m sure they would have taken measures to keep it out of America. If they wanted Americans sick, they could have just released it in the states. What’s next? Is Obama going to take our guns away then unleash a horde of Eobla infected zombies in the United States?

    • JoAnn

      You are right. They would have a new serum added to the list of shots we have to give our children. They would have protected there country men.

  • Hassan Ntwo Nahili

    Time do call Nikolai Belinski from Cod Zombie

  • Daiguren Hyourinmaru

    This is CREEPING THE FUCK OUT OF ME!

  • Carlee Henderson

    -.- This better be fake. I’m suppose to be giving birth in two-three months, Don’t have time to be pushing and killing people.. Though that may help distract from the pain.

    • Daiguren Hyourinmaru

      You should try reading ‘Cell’, by Stephen King.

      • SydneyMayhem

        One of my favorite “Zombie”-ish books!

      • Janine Narwhal Sarah

        kashwak = nofo

    • Ryan Mckay

      Lori could do it

      • James Kirk

        We were all a little happy when she died though, weren’t we?

        • Terri

          heck yeah

        • Angel Zupan

          Happy is an understatement

        • Mongo

          No shes fit!

        • DarkEnvoy7 .

          O_o We are happy that possibly one of the few non-psychopathic women left on the face of the earth died? No! That sucks! xD

          • James Kirk

            She was honestly the most irritating character in the whole show. Why wouldn’t we be happy?

          • DarkEnvoy7 .

            As a hot-blooded male that is all for procreation, yes… I would definitely be very unhappy if one of the few remaining remotely attractive women left on the face of the earth died, no matter how much they annoyed the shit out of me lol

      • james

        lori died :/

    • Racheal Mickens

      Right? I’m supposed to be giving birth in March, I ain’t got no time to be giving birth in the mountains or in a abandoned hospital lol…I’m pretty sure it’s fake.

  • Deane White

    So where’s the video?

  • danny taylor niblock

    you’re all so cute, saying you cant wait for a zombie apocalypse! :L pipe down, I’ve seen millions of people see a spider and piss their little girl pants, you cuties 😉

    • Ichimaru, Gin

      You are my hero.
      Friend: “I’m ready for the Zombie apocalypse!”
      Me: “whats that on your shirt”
      Friend: *panic* “fuck man what is it. WHAT IS IT!”
      Me: “I think it’s a Bee”
      Friend: “Fuck, dude get it off me!!!!”
      Me: “wait…wait… yup it’s a zombie bee”
      Friend: “they MAKE THOSE!?!?”
      Me: *laughing at “make those”* “stop, drop and roll”
      Friend: “that’s fires asshole!!”
      Me: “well I guess your on your own”
      Friend: “OH FUCK IT STUNG ME”
      Me: “That’s it…all thats left is to put you down”
      Friend: “No seriously It stung me, bring me to the hospital”

      ^ this happens to much with my friends…I think I need new ones

      • Charlie Newell

        Dude no way. with friends like that I’d never get bored XD

      • Izaya Orihara

        You miss the opportunity to say zom-bee. I’m disappointed.

        • Ichimaru, Gin

          sorry been away a while…but I disappointed myself with that one :/. many apoligies

    • Angel Zupan

      to be honest I have arachnophobia but even so I still can’t wait for it mainly because I’m anti-social anyway so I have nothing I care about really ^u^ not by choice mind you just been put into a situation where I’m stabbed in my back or betrayed by the few people I did care for. On numerous occasions. So IF the apocalypse happened and you find me just no I won’t slow the group ,IF you are in one, down because of any morals keeping me from doing what MUST be done. That’s all dependent on how things play out seeing that this article is either false or true but the footage is not present leading to say it’s false but we’ll just have to see.

      • Kayla Hicks

        ^ Please, you’re “antisocial” meaning you’re probably fully dependent on technology. Tell me exactly how do you believe you’re going to survive. You are one of the most ridiculous people I’ve ever seen, “i can’t wait for a zombie apocalypse.” You’ll be one of the first ones dead, if you think it would be so easy.

        • Justin Lortie

          would it be cool … yes and no. id like the surviving on your own part but being one of the few left would kinda suck. also if zombies did ever exist i dont think they would survive long up here in the great white north. i pictured it as them coming up to canada then what ever liquid that is left in their bodies freezing up and preventing them from moving… i’ve thought of this way too much /sigh

        • Tayo Olumodeji

          Did you understand her comments?? Broken trust by people you truly loved and cared for is something that is hard to recover from. I hate back stabbers ……it is a horrible thing to do. You are insensitive …. give your heart a break ; i mean some flexibility….so your mind is more open…..

      • Shelby Lynn McClain-Bubbles

        Really ?. “I can’t wait for a zombie apocalypse” ?. How about all of the innocent children that would die , including my 3 month old son . How about all of the people who would suffer emotional and physical pain . Imagine how many lives would be lost . Civilization lost . You’re a fucking idiot , along with anyone else who “wants” a zombie apocalypse . Yeah it’s all fine and good to fantasize about how great and bad ass you’d be . But this isn’t a video game . Grow the hell up .

        • Rory O’Flaherty

          Now now…nobody’s eating baby back ribs just yet…calm yourself…

        • Gina Marie

          Well…that escalated quickly. -_-

        • Steven Brymer

          R U off your meds again….. who pray tell is watching the baby ???

        • Dan TheDestroyer Deming

          no one cares

        • jake mcleay

          Well who’s the fuckwit that didn’t use protection? Not doing yourself any favors there, are ya?

      • helleuw

        Hahaha you got served

      • Jony Diesel

        Besides the fact that you’re a complete retard since I doubt you order your food from the internet and leave the money BEFORE the express guys arrives.. I wonder.. How the fuck are you going to play new games?!

      • Crystal Layne

        I am also Anti Social….

      • Joanna Smith

        what does having arachnophobia have to do with any of this? I haven’t seen anyone mention spiders…

    • http://dreddlaw.ytmnd.com JudgeDredd

      Internet Bad Ass showin everyone just how it’s done down in badass-town.

    • james

      theres a big difference studies have shown that 75% of people are more afraid of spiders than death. Someone in Iraq could be afraid of spiders, if not spiders everyone has a fear but they arent afraid to get shot at so you poin is invalid.
      … the scary thing is that noone would survive because if it were a zombie apocolypse it wouldnt be the walking dead kind of zombies it would be the World War Z kind and then we are all fucked

      • Steven Brymer

        Bet you caught a camel spider didn’t you ?

    • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

      But spiders are scary… 🙁

  • Arkayne

    http://www.newsweek.com/ebola-zombie-comes-back-life-minues-cremation-275149
    Here’s your footage.

  • Angeli Alvares

    Planet Earth gets more exciting by the day as long as the crap happens to someone else.

  • Mark Petherbridge

    Anyone wanna team up on the zombie round?

  • Freya Eschle-retallick

    Halloween prank much …

  • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

    Confirmed footage huh, So where is it?

    • Angel Zupan

      Right? I’m heading to youtube to check for any IF any is actually in existence

      • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

        Link to it if you find it, i want to see this….

        • Angel Zupan

          Sure thing. ^u^

        • Jony Diesel

          It’s a fake -.-‘ (thank god xD)

          • elman

            YOU SURE CUZ I AM SHITING MY PANTS AND FUCK THIS SHIT I AM MOVING TO THE FUCKING NORTH POLE

          • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

            Zombies dont exist.
            Neither do ghosts, for that matter

          • priyatham

            Ghosts do exist come to india i will make sure u will never speak of ghost again i dare u

          • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

            Ohhhhh sorry Mystic Meg.
            I would also like to point out that that is MY belief, you lot can have yours, and i can have mine, we’re all entitled to one and i can believe in whatever I damn well want

          • priyatham

            will stop believing once u see the things that we are never ment to see

          • Odd Jørgensen

            Never meant to see by whom? is there a committee that decide what we are or are not meant to see? How come you have seen what you are not meant to see? We need to know hese things if we are to take you serious, for all we know you could be some ignoramus that believes in imaginary friends and wizards in the sky.

          • priyatham

            my friends friend just died for no reason when he was going out that in midnight idk he saw something. Every time he sleeps he suddenly wakes up and starts to scream in few days he died no diseases just some fear shit. Ever wonder what happened

          • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

            Probably having to listen to all your crap. I would probably top myself too

          • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

            I have a better idea; how about you stop trying to force your beliefs on other people

          • priyatham

            O ok ill send a ghost through facebook or whatsapp or instagram all the way through here to there have fun with it from there :).

            Anyway if frog born in a well then it will think that wow this is my entire world but it never saw the part that is outside of the well. other miss religious or what ever are just like that only. You talk shit cuz u dont know a thing so ill stop now later idc if u believe or not.

          • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

            How about you learn proper English before you start insulting me

      • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

        I did see a video of it actually.
        But to be fair, if he “came back from the dead”, maybe, just MAYBE, he wasnt dead in the first place.
        It’s quite common with severe gunshot wounds as well, to slip in and out of conciousness due to loss of blood yet the body still tries to function
        Maybe its just me, but i dont believe it. I think that he was slipping in and out of conciousness due to illness

    • TrollSeeker

      This site is for amusement only and is not true.

  • aldousd

    hahah! BARAAAIIIINNNSsszzz

  • Liam Avfc Groves

    Go to the Winchester and wait for all this to blow over

    • Petr Tiger Bajger

      You are right, we just have some beers

    • Jordan Miles Kaplowitz

      best response ever!!!

    • http://dreddlaw.ytmnd.com JudgeDredd

      Don’t forget to kill Phillip.

    • Janine Narwhal Sarah

      Where can I smoke?

    • smells like teen crap

      Don’t forget to pickup Barbara.

    • Ashley Butler

      But that’ll exacerbate things a bit Pickle!

  • Matthew Forget

    theres your zombie guy. you need to calm down

  • Josh

    About time too, better call Carl Poppa!

    • Tony Dykes

      CALL ME CARL POPPA!

  • Casey

    man I’m leaving the United states!

    • Angel Zupan

      if a zombie outbreak occurred you’d only succeed in proving to be a coward running off since the outbreak would surely reach outside the U.S.

  • Autumn Goff

    is this a fucking joke

    cmon guys this isnt funny//

    why can’t it be two centuries instead and not two months?

    because you know, i’ll be fuckinG DEAD IN TWO CENTURIES

    THIS ARTICLE IS CREEPING ME THE FUCK OUT I FUCKING SWEAR

    • Souls Adrift

      Does ‘Zombie Awareness Month’ sound like a god damned joke to you? This shit is no joke son, it’s been a long time coming. I just hope you got in enough practice on Call of Duty to be prepared.

      You may be dead in two centuries or, the way things are looking, you may be a walking corpse. We live in some scary times my friend.

      • Angel Zupan

        Call of duty had no REAL logic in there zombies mode (I love the mode but overall it’s not anywhere near as useful in terms of preparing as going to a shooting range daily)

    • TrollSeeker

      If you believe this you’re an idiot.

  • Mr. K Pokes

    Awww hell yeah! Itold them I wasn’t crazy! *Rambo montoge*

  • Becca

    The time has come.
    I have prepared myself for this day.
    …
    This is what i was born to do.

  • Justin C Marsden (SE

    Yes!

  • karen

    why does it look like he in underwater?

  • Arron Ra Andall

    We’ve all had our plans for this in place for a while.

    • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

      Did you know that America genuinely have a contingency for a Zombie Apocalypse

      • Thomas William Byrne

        The contingency plan is used for training purposes. They don’t have it because they think a Zombie Apocalypse is something that could actually happen. This is what happens when people believe whatever they see on Facebook without doing a tiny bit of research into it.

        • http://site.google.com/site/abloomhorticulturelandscape Jack

          Lets not ignore the fact they they have a contingency for something that doesn’t exist. Even if it is just training

      • Steven Brymer

        LOL ! W/O asking you to show it I will say I know with what you refer. The supposed congressional meeting while a senator is reading to congress the plan ??? Moron ! LOL ! Another spoof. Be more afraid of Oblaimers martial law than this tripe. In the words of Buggs Bunny…What a morooon !

  • Dimitris J. Filippas

    I believe every word of this article. It’s definitely true…

    • JJ

      It is on the internet after all! Totally true!

  • Horatio Nelson

    One, single source for any of this information?

    • Douglas Murphy

      I was thinking that too.

  • Chris McKibbon

    Awesome! Zombie Apocalypse!

    • Justin Wiles

      Atleast alot of people prepared for it.

      • Grace Bell

        Really??? Panic is setting in already! Wow!

    • Nadroj W Zurc

      Not Awesome…